quick motivational Denmark because I know a lot of people are facing hard times and everyone deserves to be cheered on! / °w°/
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
you mean to tell me
that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB
AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT
FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS
If Belarus were a babysitter, she would the the type that would scar the children for life and send them crying to their parents the second they came home. But then the children would beg to have her back again because she was so much fun.
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
omg Toris do you really have a massive penis can I see it?
Agent Sparrow Field Notes: November 30th 1999
The Rusalka, Slavic mermaid of fairest skin and sharpest teeth, is known for her fierce territoriality. But what augments her mythos is the legend, long guarded in the pages of ancient storybooks, of the Apparition portals sunken deep beneath the ocean currents of her home. By employing these portals, she may travel with ease from one side of the globe to another in a matter of instants.
The Ministry’s official position is that such portals do not exist. There are those among us, however, who know better.
And above all, we know that she should never be made to live inside a cage.