IF YOU DON’T LIKE GREEK MYTHOLOGY THEN YOU’RE WRONG LIKE THERE IS LITERALLY A STORY WHERE DIONYSUS GETS HIS PENIS PUDDING ON ATHENA’S THIGH AND SHE SLAPS IT OFF AND IT FALLS OFF OLYMPUS AND BECOMES THIS GUY NAMED ERECTHEUS AND THIS GUY IS LITERALLY SLAPPED OFF MAN CHOWDER FROM ATHENA’S UPPER LEG HOW GREAT IS THAT
if someone is on the verge of a panic/anxiety attack, please do not:
- yell/scream at them
- laugh at them
- fuck around with their emotions
- get mad at them
- make them feel like they’re worthless/useless
- tell them “you’re being impossible” or to ”stop being so dramatic”
if you do any of that, then you’re a really shitty person
(( one of the things I did while I was away. Got a Bieber cut and partied in a hotel room.
Happy Munday. ))
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla
when someone tells you “sorry haha i stopped listening”